everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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