Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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