The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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