i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
is that a dick in a sweater?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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