I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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