We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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