escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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