Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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