She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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