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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..

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(804): View more from Virginia

i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life

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(734): View more from Michigan

He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry

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(585): View more from New York

i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject

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(626): View more from California

HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.

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(727): View more from Florida

I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?

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(240): View more from Maryland

A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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