is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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