i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
be right there i have to get my cape
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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