I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I could make wine with my vomit
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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