Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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