This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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