next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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