But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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