Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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