Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
