was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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