does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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