I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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