i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
