Dual....:-)
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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