new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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