Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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