Porn is love you can see.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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