What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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