I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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