i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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