Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
