Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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