like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Randomize
