when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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