My underwear smells like fireworks.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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