maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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