and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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