a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
