his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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