ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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