I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
