I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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