I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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