Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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