That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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