Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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