Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
