if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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