there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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