PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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