You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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