I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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