Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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