The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
